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Thursday, August 2nd, 2001
12:02 pm
for the past few weeks I've been landscaping my backyard into a "Tropical Garden". now that it's too Damn Hot to plant anything else til fall, I'm just maintaining it. In the last week, I've noticed someone's cat is using it as a Kitty Litter. God does it STINK when I water. Does anyone know a HUMANE cure for keeping the cat(S) from digging up and pooping in the mulch? I've been squirting the cat with a garden hose whenever I catch it in the yard, but it keeps coming back at night to do it's "business".
Monday, July 30th, 2001
11:09 am
spent most of Sunday at my neighbors pool. What a great feeling when someone calls you and says 'Hey, come on over and spend the day with us". Friends will think of you, but how often do they make the effort to actually call and tell you they like your company by wanting to share their time with you? More often than we want to admit to ourselves, we get caught up in our own small worlds and don't make time for friends. When someone (a friend) contacts you, it's because you were in their thoughts and they are making time for you in their busy lives. Stop and think, how many times have you thought of someone, and NOT made the effort to contact them? or, they contacted you and you didn't respond? What have you got to lose? Maybe, just MAYBE, by sharing a little time with a "Friend" they will give you that little lift you needed in your life. More often than not, even 5 minutes of one's time can be worth much more than we know.
Anyway, had a great time with some real "friends" yesterday, just sitting in the pool...drinking gin & tonics and talking. It's Amazing how fast a bottle of Gin can EVAPORATE when you're having a good time...lol The suntan you can get is pretty good also.
Well, it's Monday so I guess it's time to start thinking about work and of course, Next Weekend....lol

Current Mood: peaceful
Saturday, July 28th, 2001
10:49 pm
I'm Outta here

Current Mood: ignored
9:00 pm
it's 8:50pm and the Party's at Cru's

Current Mood: energetic
Thursday, July 26th, 2001
5:34 pm
I was just reading some of the entries I've received in my bestqm guest book.....lol
I have to admit to Cru, this is 3rd of 3 of the best things you've gotten me to do ( some of the others weren't so fun and kinda hurt, but we won't go there...lol) Sorry, I went off on a Memory Trip. Not to be confused with the trips I've taken lately in my mind. After all, I did grow up in the 70's and I'm just remembering some of the "FUN" I had back then. Lord knows, I sure as Hell didn't remember a lot of what I did, so I have to for the most part, rely on my friends to tell me what I did......... Anyway....what was I saying? Oh Yeah, I was thanking Cru for telling me about this Bestqm thingy. This is the 3rd best thing and most fun I've had ever since you took your chat thingy off your site last year. I still remember the late night chat sessions with you, me, Billy, Roe and a few others that Billy and I would GANG UP on when they would give you a hard time about what they WANTED to see...lol I'm sure that the alcohol we sometimes consumed didn't hurt the effect either. Now THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!! The 2nd most fun I've had and still have is Messin with Lexi and Cru in the Live Journal. If this were the late 60's-early 70's, I'd say "Let's join a Commune" Oh Shit! I can just imagine Lexi and Cru as Hippies....lol I'll have to finish this entry later....I'm laughing to hard. Just fill in what ever you want......ROFLMAO

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
10:11 pm
Well, I'm tired and I'm outta here. Good Night and Sweet Dreams to the Cutest Pututest and that Sexy Brunette.

Current Mood: Sleepy
11:21 am
%$#@*&^ this DAMN virus that's going around is a real PAIN in the ARSE. I spent most of yesterday detecting and cleaning my system. Lexi and Cru both have received e-mails from an account I had when I had Roadrunner Cable (jransom1@kcrr.com) That was months ago, and I can't figure out why it's picked that old addy to sent this DAMN virus on. Here is a site you can go to to SCAN your system for the virus. http://housecall.antivirus.com/pc_housecall/
go here for a fix, it will clean and delete the virus.
http://www.symantic.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.sircam.worm@mm.html

On another note...I'm still taking applications and pictures for "Miss Tropical" Come ON! send in those pics....lol Cru, thanks for your picture...but that fig leaf DIDN'T quite cover everything, so I haven't posted it. =)
I should get back to WORK...be back later

Current Mood: annoyed
Tuesday, July 10th, 2001
12:07 am
Damn, I'm having trouble staying awake tonight. Ok, just a few more Blonde Jokes before I head out......

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of a ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?

These next 2 are for Cru...lol

Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the big breasted waitress (reading her name tag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

That should do it for the Blonde Jokes.....I'm heading for bed. Nite All

Current Mood: sleepy
Monday, July 9th, 2001
6:50 pm
In Honor of National Blonde Day, here are a few good ones.
Lexi, these are NOT directed at you specifically.....LOL

Q Why don't Blondes drink much Orange Juice?
A Because on the label it says Concentrate

Q What is a Blonde doing when she's holding her hands over her ears?
A Trying to hold a thought

Q What's the difference between a Blonde and a ironing board?
A It's more difficult to open a ironing boards legs

Q How do you tell when a Blonde has had an Orgasm?
A She drops her finger nail file

Current Mood: Goofy
5:35 pm
I just got home from working out and searching all over Austin for MORE Tropical plants. I'm sure I'll be sore tomorrow, but right now I'm feel like Ripping the Ass of a Bull. Think at 48 it'll keep me going or Kill me?...lol
I did find some plants that I want, but now I'll have to EXPAND the area so all the plants will fit. Awwww, what the hell....I wanted a Jungle. Maybe I'll start taking applications for a "Jane of the Jungle". Any FEMALE (and I do mean FEMALE) interested, Please submit your Picture and Qualifying DETALS to my e-mail. Oh Shit! I can just imagine the mail I'll get now. I'll bet I get more letters from women Bitching about how much of a PIG I am than actual pictures. So, before anyone sends the HATE mail, Remember.......this is MY Journal and I can post any Damn thing in here I want.....lol
NOW, if you still feel you MUST BITCH at me, at least submit you best "Jane" picture. Maybe I should post this "Talent Search" on the Net. Ya think?

Current Mood: pumped
Sunday, July 8th, 2001
10:18 pm
OK, the Journal is back up and running after a year of being DOWN...we'll see how it goes this time!
I've been working on my "TROPICAL Jungle" in my backyard ever since I moved into the new house. I've been here a month now, and I'm starting to get a GREAT tan, but every night when I crash I'm EXAUSTED. First I had over 200 bricks that the builder left in my back yard. What in Hell was I gonna do with 200 bricks? I was sitting out on the patio early one morning, and I came up with an idea to build a border around the concrete patio. NO Problem....so I thought.......lol I'm by NO means a brick layer, but what the Hell, I went through 14 60 lb. bags of morter and after 1 week, the bricks look great! now to plant the "TROPICAL" plants. This is the HARDEST DAMN thing to do here in Austin, TX. I dig down 3 - 4 inches and hit ROCK! I had to borrow my neighbors pick axe to break through the rock. I planted some GREAT looking plants, and lanscaped around the patio, but now I have a pile of rocks in my backyard...lol Guess I'll have to put some every week in the trash container. Can't do it all at once, they'll break the trash collecters backs if I do more that 50 pounds a week. Guess I'll take some picks and post them. I have been looking at a few BIG Tropical plants. Expensive Too, but it'll be worth every dollar. God, it's GREAT to finally be back in a house!
Well, guess I'll go eat some of the Dutch Apple Pie I baked this afternoon.....anybody want some?
This comment is for my "Skinney, Big Busted Friend" DON'T CHANGE A THING!!!! You Look Fantastic! so what if ppl don't notice your face first....lol

Current Mood: exhausted
Friday, August 18th, 2000
5:24 pm
I KNOW! it's been some time since my last entry. I've been traveling quite a bit. As a matter of fact, I'm off again in the morning to Cincinnati, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio and Houston. What can I say?, it's my job! IT's gonna be a LONG week. Oh, and to my Bud...dy, Sorry I didn't get that NEW and Improved, Longer Video.....Yeah, You know the one I mean....lol See Ya when I get back from TEXAS
Wednesday, June 28th, 2000
4:15 pm
Heading out to St. Louis for a couple of days........it's a Great Party Town!, anyone want to go? I may continue on to Cincinnati, Ohio for the 4th of July weekend. Have a Happy and Safe 4th. By the way, my Bud...dy Cruella DeVil is having a Birthday on the 3rd. Stop by her site and wish her HAPPY BIRTHDAY! http://members.home.net/stpierre173/
Tuesday, June 27th, 2000
11:43 pm
Well, I managed to upset a really good and close friend by something I wrote to them. It was from the heart, and wasn't meant to hurt, embarrass, or make them feel guilty. On the contrary, it was meant to do just the opposite. Sometimes, total and open honisty should not be spoken. I'm not sure what will happen to this friendship, but I hope we can work through my blunder, not that it was, but just how and when I chose to speak.
To my friend; I am sorry for the discomfort and confusion I caused you.
Sunday, June 25th, 2000
8:30 pm
it's another Sunday Night.....really quite, except for the Thunder Storm blowing through Kansas City.
Saturday, June 24th, 2000
9:38 pm
The Pool Party was Great! As with most "Pool Parties" unsuspecting people that were too close to the edge of the pool went for an Unwanted swim. Most of whom, DIDN'T have their swimsuit on.(now WHY would anyone come to a pool party with out wearing a swimsuit?) Everyone involved, either willing or unwilling had fun and no one was upset, well, Maybe the one girl that didn't have anything on under her white T-shirt...Oh Well.

There was only one tense moment when someone wasn't watching their child (a little boy) in the deep end and the child was fighting to stay above water. He went down and I had to dive in and bring him back up. By this time, his Mothers "Boyfriend", who was supposedly "Watching" the child and a few other guests were at the edge of the pool when I brought the child to the surface. The boy was breathing, coughing and spitting up water as I laid him on the pool deck. The little boy is fine. The party went on, but the adults paid a little more attention to the children in the pool the rest of the day.
Thursday, June 22nd, 2000
6:03 pm
it's getting Hot here today! 87 and sunny right now....and that's better than cold and rainy.
This Saturday is the Pool Party! you're invited.....I'll have the scuba gear out for anyone that wants to Blow Bubbles.
8:47 am
Ok, this entry is for my Bud...dy. I'm working on finding that directery WE couldn't. I hope you're working on that "Better" as you called it, picture.
Monday, June 12th, 2000
9:05 pm
Hi Diane, You come to visit, but you don't sign my guest book. What's Up With That?
9:02 pm
it's going to be a long week.....I'm going to Minneapolis in the morning and then on Friday afternoon, I'm flying to Madison, Wisconsin for a Trade Show. Fly back to Minnesota and then home.
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